Brunch med shejkens son
Jag: So how was your weekend E?
Han: It was Ok; I rented a Ferrari and drove around in Montreux. Damm, I miss my cars in Dubai.
Han: I like what your doing there with your yoghurt, you are so innovative!
Jag: Cutting down strawberries in my yoghurt?
Han: Yes shit, the other day I saw you doing some other nice things as well.
Jag: When I made a salad with avocado?
Han: Yeeeessss, thats it. Do you know how to cook or anything?
Jag: Well I have the basic skills of life. Seriously E, what do you do when you are at home and feeling hungry?
Han: Text my chef who’s in the, what do you call it, ”cooking area” of the house.
Han: Oh btw am so annoyed, my maid is keeping on sending me my brothers clothes.
Jag: Is he your smaller or bigger brother, does the clothes fit?
Han: Yeah we have the same size and have pretty much the same clothes, but she should know right?!
Jag: Why don’t you just pack your own clothes?
Han: (han är tyst och tittar på mig med avsmak)
Han: Hey Andrea, what’s that fury thing on your plate?
Jag: Thats a kiwi.
